Me : God, can I ask you something?

GOD: Sure.

Me: Promise you won’t get mad?

GOD: I promise.

Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

GOD: What do you mean?

Me: Well I woke up late,

GOD: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start,

GOD: Okay….

Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait

GOD: Hmmmm..

Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call

GOD: All right

Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak
my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn’t work. Nothing went
right today! Why did you do that?

GOD: Well let me see….. the death angel was at your bed this morning and
I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let
you sleep through that.

Me (humbled): Oh…

GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your
route that might have hit you if you were on the road

Me (ashamed): …………

GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn’t
want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work

Me (embarrassed): Oh…..

GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to
give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let
you talk to them so you would be covered

Me (softly): I see God

GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw
out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to
be in the dark.

Me: I’m sorry God.

GOD: Don’t be sorry, just learn to trust me………in all things, the
good and the bad

Me: I WILL trust you God

GOD: And don’t doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your
plan

Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything
today.

GOD: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I
love looking after my children.