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Me : God, can I ask you something?
GOD: Sure.
Me: Promise you won’t get mad?
GOD: I promise.
Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
GOD: What do you mean?
Me: Well I woke up late,
GOD: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
GOD: Okay….
Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait
GOD: Hmmmm..
Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call
GOD: All right
Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to soak
my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn’t work. Nothing went
right today! Why did you do that?
GOD: Well let me see….. the death angel was at your bed this morning and
I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let
you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): Oh…
GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your
route that might have hit you if you were on the road
Me (ashamed): …………
GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn’t
want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work
Me (embarrassed): Oh…..
GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to
give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let
you talk to them so you would be covered
Me (softly): I see God
GOD: Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw
out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to
be in the dark.
Me: I’m sorry God.
GOD: Don’t be sorry, just learn to trust me………in all things, the
good and the bad
Me: I WILL trust you God
GOD: And don’t doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your
plan
Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything
today.
GOD: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I
love looking after my children.
(Source: facebook.com)
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Damnit! Now I believe pigs could fly!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE FOUR BLESSED LOOKS
1. Look back and Thank God
2. Look forward and Trust God
3. Look around and Serve God
4. Look within and Find God
I asked God ‘How do I get the best out of life?’ God said, Face your past without regrets. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear!
Straight roads never make good drivers.
Smooth seas never makes good sailors.
Clear skies never makes good pilots.
And a problem free life can never make a strong person.
Be brave enough to accept the challenges of life. Don’t ask life “Why me?” instead say “Try me.” Have a winning attitude, and you will never loose.
Terrible road conditions bana
This is off @KimKardashian’s account. Not sure which one of them is her
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